Mew and Gulf stumble upon the tales written by fans. The AUs are drenched in thirst and sexual innuendo. Mew had always considered his relationship with Gulf to be that of Phi-Nong who respected each other. Then one day reading these fanfics his imaginations starts to run wild. And as Gulf also ventures into reading them, his P'Mew takes on a different role in his eyes. Not that of a brother he respects but rather a husband who's yet to claim him. And when Mew proposes they read the fics together, alone in his apartment Gulf knows his days are numbered. Disclaimer: This narration is purely fictional though the characters are not. I do not own any of the implied fanfics or fanart alluded to, images/media used in the story. Credit to the respectful owners.