You Humans Will Be The Death Of Me

For as long as I can remember, humans have always addressed me by the name Tristan, but I've always felt uncomfortable whenever somebody called me that.

Fun fact, I'm the main character.

Not-so-fun fact, I force-feed myself whenever I'm around people.

I do so in order to appear normal and to hide my true self.

So.. what do I eat you may ask?

I dont.

Perhaps it runs in the family..?

Yes.. I was being 'sarcastic'.

In reality, I'm the complete opposite of 'normal'.

But, I surely didn't choose to live this life.

In any case, how do you humans digest all of this crap.

Pizza, cheese burgers, fries- you name it.

Its revolting.

...

How rude of me..

I almost forgot to tell you what name I actually go by.

The name is Naveen.

Pleasure.. fellow human.

Oh and,

If you havent realized it yet,

I'm a vampire.

PS: I might have taken a liking to tomato juice.