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Call Me Cliché...

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What do you get when you put a sixteen year old Irish girl with a tendency to overuse sarcasm and trip over air and a seventeen year old American boy who thinks he's God's special gift to the world living beside eachother?

Complete and utter chaos, I tell you. 

Emmy Anderson -  Sarcastic, Nerdy and Hazardous.
Josh McLane - Popular, Annoying and a Player.

It's not like their lives are cliché or anything...

I mean, they live beside eachother, become great friends within hours and have a wicked sense of humour when it comes to the people they severely dislike. 

Okay...so it's a tad cliché.

Just a little. 

But not every group of friends screams out Austin Mahone songs in Walmart, nor do they act out a scene from Fifty Shades of Grey. They don't tend to beat eachother with French baguettes or tell old men that they're going have fun with their girlfriends, if you know what I mean. 

Maybe they fall in love, then again, maybe they don't.

Maybe all their destined to do is share creepy pick up lines or state sexual innuendos, with the odd incident concerning a piece of gum.

All I'm saying is that the screwed up friendships, with the crazy, mentally unstable people, tend to last the longest...and with a small glimmer of hope, may turn into the best love story of all.

(SET IN A FICTIONAL TOWN) :)All Rights Reserved

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The Lies We Tell ✓ (Complete) by alyssarivera_write

"You should care, Dylan. You would still be living in the back of a car, stealing from Seven Eleven! Is that what you want?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The "Four Musketeers." That's what they called them. If they weren't all together they were two on two. And they give zero fucks about life. The Adopted one The Bad boy The Player The Best friend Dylan is like most troubled girls. She doesn't care about her grades, she skips school, hangs with the wrong crowds, and hates her parents. But of course there's a reason for all of this. Dylan is adopted. Dylan has always struggled with being adopted and she tends to fight everything in life. Many bad memories cause her to be the way she is. She desperately wants to forget her past, including some bad things she experienced, but the memories stay stuck in her mind. Dylan has three best friends who help her get by. The only three people she 100% trust and doesn't like to. They all have their own problems and lies they tell, but they help each other through it all. Especially her boyfriend Vince, who would do absolutely anything for her. He would die a thousand times over before anyone hurt Dylan. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Dylan's not just my whole life, she makes my life whole. Some days she's the only reason I get out of bed. Without her in my life there is no point in living. She's like the air I breathe. Without her I can't live. She's my best friend and I will love her to the day I die." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This summer Dylan gets the opportunity to do what every guidance counselor has claimed she's always wanted to do . . . split up her family. Will she realize splitting up her family won't help anything? Or will she just not care? After all she was abandoned once. (For now I will no longer update this book) WARNING: Mature Content Copyright All Rights Reserved © alyssarivera_write

I Met Them In Detention by Mari_4Life

(Under Major Editing) Camila Diaz is a nerd. No need denying it. Everyone knows, Camila knows, her friends know, her school knows, hell even her mom knows. Camila is your average 17 year old nerd. She loves to read, loves school, Camila finds it "intriguing" when she learns something she didn't know before, she loves ... more like plans to stay under the radar for rest of high school, she's a fast learner too. Come to think of it the only thing normal about her is that she LOVES Netflix. Camila also has a sassy and sarcastic side and is not afraid to show it. Will that get her into trouble? Samuel, Stephan, and Sebastian Cooper. They are new to Lincoln High . And everyone is interested in them. The only thing anyone knows about them is these 4 things: They are fraternal triplets, they're badasses, their bad reputation, and that they are WALKING GODS (aka they are SMOKING HOTT) ! What will happen when these 3 boys take an interest in Camila and start talking to the school's biggest nerd? Will Camila's plan to stay under the radar stay intact? What will she get herself into? Why do these 3 boys move to Lincoln High? Why are they considered badasses? What are they hiding and what is their big secret? Most importantly, What is so important about Camila that they do anything to get close to her? Will Camila change for the better or for the worst? You're probably thinking "How did they meet?" Well, They met in detention.

I Amuse Him ✔️ by MissParnami

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The Lies We Tell ✓ (Complete)

"You should care, Dylan. You would still be living in the back of a car, stealing from Seven Eleven! Is that what you want?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The "Four Musketeers." That's what they called them. If they weren't all together they were two on two. And they give zero fucks about life. The Adopted one The Bad boy The Player The Best friend Dylan is like most troubled girls. She doesn't care about her grades, she skips school, hangs with the wrong crowds, and hates her parents. But of course there's a reason for all of this. Dylan is adopted. Dylan has always struggled with being adopted and she tends to fight everything in life. Many bad memories cause her to be the way she is. She desperately wants to forget her past, including some bad things she experienced, but the memories stay stuck in her mind. Dylan has three best friends who help her get by. The only three people she 100% trust and doesn't like to. They all have their own problems and lies they tell, but they help each other through it all. Especially her boyfriend Vince, who would do absolutely anything for her. He would die a thousand times over before anyone hurt Dylan. ~ "Dylan's not just my whole life, she makes my life whole. Some days she's the only reason I get out of bed. Without her in my life there is no point in living. She's like the air I breathe. Without her I can't live. She's my best friend and I will love her to the day I die." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This summer Dylan gets the opportunity to do what every guidance counselor has claimed she's always wanted to do . . . split up her family. Will she realize splitting up her family won't help anything? Or will she just not care? After all she was abandoned once. (For now I will no longer update this book) WARNING: Mature Content Copyright All Rights Reserved © alyssarivera_write