Until the Fire Goes Out

"I swear myself to you.
I shall become a creature of your design,
A being of smoke and ashes.
I will give my life,
My freedom,
My sanity,
To COW and Noodle,
Protectors of this world.
I bind myself to you,
By the eternal flame,
May the candle forever burn.
I bind myself,
My soul,
To you,
COW,
Noodle's great blue hound,
Until the fire goes out."

Even authors have backstories. This is mine. Mind games and magic, death and dissuasion, cults and corniness. In this world, chaos reigns supreme.

Enter the most chaotic friend group of all time.