This is a story made in Xxayder's twitch stream during a "Finish the Story" chat game. Participants include Ucepia, Jolly486854, and Katsa9 
The following is recited from memory, copy/paste from chat, and listening to the rebroadcast to reproduce it as close to the original as possible. Thank you for your help, Ucepia & Jolly! Please correct me if any of the lines are wrong! 
To play the story game and more, come hang out with us at twitch.tv/xxayder or twitch.tv/katsa9