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Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

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Truth or Dare by _wolffpack

Madi's slumber party is suddenly terrorized by a harmless dare.

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

For All the Hopeless Romantics by sarah_f03

For all the girls who never got enough from the world so they looked in boys and in books until they realized words on paper were far more impressionistic than a boy could ever be.

stepbrother | hunter rowland by -babyluvz

what happens when you accidentally fall in love with your stepbrother?

College || All Ships by sxdastraws

Let's fast forward a bit; Marinette and Adrien are twenty years old and it's time for them to go to college. Unknowingly and by mere coincidence, Nino, Adrien, Marinette, and Alya end up going to the same college; the University of Paris. Now that Ladybug and Chat Noir have defeated Hawkmoth, it's time for them to move on. It's time for them to live a normal life; a normal life in college. 05/12/18 - #82 in Miraculous ----- 11/21/20 - #1 in Adrienette ----- 12/6/20 - #2 in Ladrien ----- 03/20/21 - #1 in Alya Cover Artist Credit: Itslopez. Cover Editing Credit: Me. - © 2017. All Rights Reserved by sxdastraws -

「 ✦ 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ✦ 」 by CinnamonQuill

❝𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ❞ ❝ 𝙵𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛. ❞ This poetry book in one word would be 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐬. It's not perfect, it's me, and that's what matters the most. Thank you so much if you're reading this ♡ If you have feedback, I'd love to hear it - I'm still new to poetry! And if there's a theme you'd like me to write about, don't hesitate to tell me ✩ ❝ 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗. ❞ ❝ 𝐏𝐨𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 ❞ [This cover has been generated by AI]

The Cult of Romeo by cosmic-creepers

❝ Things are only as beautiful as you make them, Charlie. Including murder. ❞ It's the opening night of Burton Abbey's production of Romeo and Juliet and all is going smoothly - that is until the climactic death scene. Romeo takes a big gulp of the poison to be with his lover, except it really is poison and Elijah, who plays Romeo, is now dead. Charlie Monet, in charge of props, is the first suspect but soon the suspicion around her turns to worry as it seems she's the next target. Khaleel Rahim, an aspiring writer, is dying for a mystery to solve at his new school. When he sees Charlie sneaking around at night he thinks he's finally found something worth writing about. After discovering Charlie's ability to see visions of the past, Khaleel decides that they're the perfect pair to solve the mystery. With threatening notes, a quiet library and poison disguised as props; somebody in the school is blurring the lines between theatre and reality and the fast friends are about to discover that there's more to boarding school than just silly rumours. [2022 Watty's Shortlist]

/Kupid's Kiss /Butchercup//COMPLETED// by Yuuna-Chaan

::Remake::2016:: ::Powerpuff Girls:: ::Greens:: Butch Jojo is a lazy fifteen-year-old with a violent temper and a half assed attitude. He's constantly into any street brawls and has a hard time finding a decent job. His two younger brothers, Brick (a strict red-head that has no problem putting people in there place) and Boomer (a silly lovesick puppy) are always so protective. Having a tough life, dealing with overprotective brothers, gangs and thugs- how will he fair when an unexpected turn of events sends a girl crashing into his life?

And the Meek Shall Walk by ShaunAllan

Princess Aren is determined to make the human who killed her mother and exiled her people to the bottom of the ocean pay. To do so, she must go to extremes of pain and heartache in her search for justice. Aren, however, is no sweet, happy mermaid. To kill is to ignite a fire of passion in her heart which only the savage letting of blood can satiate. She will go to any lengths to find the man responsible, including cutting off her own tail and sewing, in its place, a pair of human legs - legs she tore from one of the many humans she had murdered. With the unwilling help of the sea witch, Princess Aren must go ashore and hunt for her mother's killer. But, in doing so, the worlds above and below the ocean will clash in ways neither thought possible! And the Meek Shall Walk - a 'beautiful' and 'savage' retelling of a classic story!

The Hotel Called Bloody Crown (rewriting) by ShadowGirl45913

"You can run, You can even hide, I won't chase you, But I'll wait for you." Lindsey is going to a holiday trip to Los Angeles with her younger sister Jessica and her boyfriend Jace. They have decided to stay in hotel Bloody Crown. Soon, they found out that they've made a big mistake. Hotel Bloody Crown is an old, cheap hotel with their own killer in it. Enjoy your stay! #32 in Mystery/Thriller (04/09/15) Selected by The Visit. #Second Draft

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Truth or Dare cover

Wendizzy's Writer Room cover

For All the Hopeless Romantics cover

stepbrother | hunter rowland cover

College || All Ships cover

「 ✦ 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ✦ 」 cover

The Cult of Romeo cover

/Kupid's Kiss /Butchercup//COMPLETED// cover

And the Meek Shall Walk cover

The Hotel Called Bloody Crown (rewriting) cover

Truth or Dare

Madi's slumber party is suddenly terrorized by a harmless dare.