A twisted Shrek story
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Wed, Jan 26, 2022
this is a fun story to read, when in a goofy mood (unless you're reading this seriously. i won't judge! or will i?)
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Ashley quickly glanced at my lips. Then pulled me in by my head. Our lips grazed against eachother, before i realized what i was doing. "This is wrong! I'm in a relationship! What about Donkey? He's my bestie!", i said.
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