My New Life at Sara Rose

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Reads 71
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Parts 4
Time 18m

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{Based on the nostalgia of 2016 Mary Sues and [Y/N] stories. Very mild swearing}

[Y/N] meets the popular bad boy from Sara Rose High School. 
Will the new girl break his cold exterior, and will they fall in love?
Well maybe they do. It IS a [Y/N] fanfic anything is possible...
[Y/N] in this story uses She/Her pronouns but feel free to switch em up if those aren't your prefs! 
This is mostly satire/a joke, I beg of you not to take this too seriously. :)All Rights Reserved

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