Slenderman X Male reader (NSFW) [Satire Joke]

(A mostly satire joke story not to be taken seriously. I was very bored and found an old fan fic of mine so uh be aware of that. I made this as a joke and this is not how i write and no i dont love slenderman like that so shut up)

Your wandering in the woods and suddenly your wrapped in slendy's tentacles and boy are you in for a treat😌💅