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My ever-delightful writing club chose a letter as our weekly writing prompt a while ago, and though I would normally love writing an epistolary story - seriously, I love me some epistles - this prompt just didn't stimulate the creative juices.
And while they might be long expired and probably taste like carrots, I was still enraged at the prospect of not being able to exploit them for my own gain anymore. My questionable writing skills were being called into question.
Naturally, I decided to blame someone else.
Naturally, I decided to blame the time.
Naturally, I decided to blame the time by writing a letter to it - oh look, the creative juices are back!
...God, I hate carrots.
please enjoy a really bad, perspective-switching, hastily put together letter that really didn't deserve this extra af summary.
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