cookie monster x squidward
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Last published Sat, Jan 27, 2024
first off, if you're spending your time reading this... i'm very concerned. who in their right mind-
anyway, this is a fanfic of our favorites; squiddy and cookie wookie :)
enjoy?
by the way this fanfic is literally satire so please don't take any of it seriously
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