Pick-up lines for the Needy
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Last published Tue, Feb 10, 2015
{ in the tune of "do you want to build a snowman"}
so you want to build a stable relationship,
c'mon I'll write this book
lo•ve - some kind of feeling that people get when they see a hot other person (1)
- when someone sees their soulmate(you really believe that shiz?) (2)
- goddamnit when a person tries to pick-up someone with a moderate amount of stupid pick-up lines and ultimately gets the girl/boy
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