Original Simp | A Retro Tale
JoeDeez
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JoeDeez
Ongoing, First published Dec 11, 2021
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It's 1980 and a 13-year-old's crush has been kidnapped just days before she is set to participate in the Atari 2600 Space Invaders National Tournament, the first esports competition in history. Now the Original Simp must race against the clock to rescue his Princess Leia and make sure she makes it to the tournament on time.
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