The Random Pit
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Ongoing29m
Last published Wed, Jan 6, 2016
Me: Same shizz as the first one, too lazy to write description, blah, blah, blah. You get the point. :D
Mr. Pig: God you're so lazy aren't you. You won't even write a short description?
Me: okay, 1 im on my phone, 2 you of all people should know me, I'm lazy, and 3 ITS LITERALLY 3:39 AM IN THE FRICKING MORNING!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT LYING!!! SO MR. PIG, IM SOR-REY IF THIS DESCRIPTION SUCKS, IM TIRED!!!
Mr. Pig: I don't see a problem, you are currently wide awake.
Me: Yea, that's true, but IM STILL THE AUTHOR HERE.
Mr Pig: So..?
Me: SO I CAN TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF PORK CHOPS! AGAIN!
Mr Pig: O_O
Me: I thought so
Mr Pig: I'm going to go now...
Me: Yea you better run Mr. Pig, you better run... Anyways I Hope (lol hope) to see all of you guys in my pit of random, which will have anything and everything in it! Make sure to hit that vote and follow button! *shouts to figure in the distance* ARE YOU HAPPY MR PIG??? I ACTUALLY MADE A DESCRIPTION! ITS CRAPPY BUT IT WORKS!!! ILL SEE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PIT OF RANDOM! *is now shouting to everyone* BYE!!!!!! Also, I know the cover sucks, and right now it's just a colorful snapchat thing, but ill change it soon! And if anybody was wondering, I made it! LOOK MOM!(Derp Ssundee would be proud of me :3) BAI FOR REAL NOW!!!
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Me Before YOU - BSD ✔
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𝙀𝙔𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔: 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩. ♡ To put it simply, You died. Murdered, to be more precise. You didn't even know why you had died too. Was it because of your family? Ancestors? Relations to someone dangerous? Oh well, but you remembered his face perfectly. And hell, you were gonna extract revenge on him. Only problem is, despite being "blessed" with a second chance at life, and in the same body too! You were transported into another world. But, maybe these people can help you return! Surely, right? ♡ "𝙤𝙝 [𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀] ! 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙮𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! ♡" yan!twisted wonderland x gender neutral reader Note: I do not own Twisted Wonderland, nor it's characters. The only thing I own is the main character of this book. Do not reupload this book without my permission.
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