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Ask Grumpy Cat

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You probably all know me by grumpy cat. I hate people, I hate the world and I hate you. If you choose to read this book, and ask me questions, I feel sorry for you. But don't worry I'll put you to sleep, permanently. Another thing, don't expect to read about unicorns and rainbows because no, just no. 
Lastly, if you do choose to ask me questions, and I can't put you down, I will just give you a hug, around the neck, with a rope.

Now get out of my world and stop breathing my air, or read this book and enjoy asking me random questions, " Eghh" or you will die.All Rights Reserved

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