Ask Grumpy Cat
- Reads 610
- Votes 49
- Parts 4
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Jan 27, 2015
You probably all know me by grumpy cat. I hate people, I hate the world and I hate you. If you choose to read this book, and ask me questions, I feel sorry for you. But don't worry I'll put you to sleep, permanently. Another thing, don't expect to read about unicorns and rainbows because no, just no.
Lastly, if you do choose to ask me questions, and I can't put you down, I will just give you a hug, around the neck, with a rope.
Now get out of my world and stop breathing my air, or read this book and enjoy asking me random questions, " Eghh" or you will die.
All Rights Reserved
#83
grumpycat
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Into You (On Hold)
Keep in my mind that this is my first book . My English wasn't very good so there might be error in this book but as long as yall understand I don't mind. ~ " I wonder who give me this present. It's like this person know everything about me." "Chill Ariel, maybe it's from random person trying to be friend with you." Marie is right. I shouldn't think too much about it but I can tell it just not just a random person behind it. ~ Yall know I wrote this cause I'm a bit bored. Every names and characters in this book just a fictional.It has nothing to do with anyone. If this book has a similar characters or names of other books, it just a coincidence. Please be open minded yeh. Another reason I decided to make my own book because I hate those writers that update their book on fucking Patreon. I fucking hate those people. Not all of us have money bruh. I'm just a student that broke as fuck. Maybe it's better if they just fucking delete all of those books they made on wattpad instead of leaving the reader hanging with curiosity. I write this book for yall reader without any charges because imma good person. 👌
Fireworks || Jegulus
THIS IS A MATURE BUT IM NOT PUTTING IT AS THAT SO MORE PEOPLE DISCOVER MY STORY Hi, um, this is my first story. It will most likely have horible grammar and probably wont be good. Also I may forget about it for a few days so it may take time to update ⚠️TW⚠️ this shouldnt be a tw but as there are so many dumb fucking homophobes i dont want any of them to be on any of my content so, mlm + wlw relationships Taking pills Sh Sûičidâl thoughts Smut/fluff(?) S3xua1 A$$u1t Abuse Panic attacks Mild(?) cursing Homophobic slur IF YOU ARE RACIST HOMOPHOBIC OR ANYTHING ELSE THEN RESPECTFULLY GET THE FUCK OFF ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME ships: Jegulus Wolfstar Marylily Dorlene I think that's all I'M NOT TO GIVE CREDIT TO JK ROWLINGComplete
Recovery
Book 1/2 * * * * * * * "He fucking abused me!" Meet Jamie Da La Cruz. He is on the football team and gets bullied for an incident in 6th grade. His hides from his past and has a thick layer of sarcasm to hide his true feelings. Does he learn to accept? What breaks him, or should I say who? "No, it wasn't rape it was almost rape." Now meet Ethan De Paz. The quarterback of the football team, and two parents. People think he has the perfect life, but does he? Or does he have a dark secret that he hides from the world? Will he tell someone what happened that day or forever stay silent. "They don't care." Meet Jared Anderson. A conceded bully who is secretly hiding, and battling his inner demons. Only person he told was an old friend. Why? Maybe bacause nobody cared to ask. But why would they, he is just a bully. Will he ask for help or keep it to himself? Or Will somebody care enough to ask him themselves? "I'm not perfect, I have problems to." Lastly meet Vincent Blake. A nobody who is always caring a camera. What is his problems? And who does he confide in? When they all connect at football summer camp, will they be the death of each other or the only thing keeping then alive. What, is any, relationships form? What conflict raise? And most Importantly, what do they recover from and will they....recover? "We're all fucked up some way somehow." ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ This book is a bxb and a bxg! But mostly focused on the male to male relationship. If you do not support. Do not read. Any hate to anyone's ethnic and or sexual orientation will not be tolerated. This book is made by two people; me @rainbowthisbitch , and @freakingweirdo14 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤️❤️ P.S: There will be many references in this book, so if you find them, point them out ;)Complete
TMI Chats
I was bored, and it seemed that everybody and their cat was making a chat book based on their favourite fandom. So I decided to do that too, cause why not. So yeah. WARNING; NOBODY KNOWS WHAT MINDLESS RUBBISH I MIGHT WRITE AND IT MAY BECOME REALLY WEIRD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Update: This was written nearly five years ago. I regret everything- so keep in mind this was written by a 12 year old at the time! Though I will understand the critique. I was a weird kid.Complete
The accomplishment of light
#######READERS BEWARE!####### THIS BOOK CONTAINS *Graphic sexual scenes *Death *Gore *possible Abuse *Triggering behaviour and bad language. ############################### What do you do when you lose the love of your life? How do you act? How can you continue on? But what if when she died she took your humanity with her? What if you have the ability to blow up the earth and still continue to live on? Life's a funny thing, the smallest of moments changed my world, taking it and turning it up side down, throwing me against a wall and shitting on my face. That's how it felt the moment she took her last breath in my arms. My world losing all light, taking all the humanity I had within me. Now I had one mission and one mission alone. I was going to give all my power to the witches and use my weaknesses to kill myself. What will happen to the world now that she's gone? How will he cope of continue on? How can he ever get over it? Will it really cost the earth and everyone on it to ease his pain and struggle. Find out in @the accomplishment of light today for free! My Characters live in a made up world in my head where they either kill or be killed. Life is not easy for them, nor will it ever will be. Iv added an extra twist to this story, taking us down an entirely new route from the normal werewolf story, please give it a chance and if you hate it I'm sorry you do, just know it's just a tiny part of the story and it adds another dimension to my work. Again thanks you for all the support and love. I love to hear from you all, and I can't wait to hear what you think of what happens next.Complete!["My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/268673945-256-k202187.jpg)
"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED]
Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.Complete
Ask BATIM! (New book out now!)
Lol hey it's 2 AM, I'm bored so I'm making a new ask book. Have fun. You ask, we answer. We'll answer every question we possibly can! So don't be a stranger and come on in! (For newcomers, don't let the crappy art for the first few questions discourage you. I'm doing digital now. :p)Complete
It's Always About You (g!p x evanna)
Two 18 year old women move to LA for their careers. Anna Shumate and Eva Cudmore bump into each while on their journey and Anna instantly catches feelings for Eva but she doesn't know her feelings yet as, well, she's not out of the closet yet despite the people she has dated in the past. This story will take you through a rocky road (literally) to a perfect relationship. Oh! and have I mentioned that Anna is intersex. If you don't know that means basically she's a woman that has a dick. If you still don't understand, look it up on google. --- Including: Detailed Sexual Content (smut, only gxg because y'all love that shit), Language (Cussing) Drugs, Weed, Alcohol etc. --- Don't take any of this story serious. Anna, doesn't have a penis in real life, this is just made up for fan-fictional purposes. Anna and Eva, if you are seeing this, I love you both and this is just for entertainment as everyone is horny mf's and I can't come up with any other characters for a story. I don't fantasize anything nor do I have an imagination so this is just coming from the back of my head and whatever I think would be good. If this offends you, I'll be more than happy to take it down. --- I hope none of the situations effects your enjoyment of this story.Complete
Creepypasta (Questions, Answers, and more)
I will be answers some common Creepypasta questions. There will also be other things including fact and infomation about the Creepypastas/Proxies. Feel free to leave any comments on other things you would like to see.Complete
The Badass Alpha Wolf
I Don't Got One Just Read It And Support First Story I Wanna Know How It Goes Give Me Ideas To Write Abouto Thank You @Not_Kila For The Cover ❤️Complete
Keep in my mind that this is my first book . My English wasn't very good so there might be error in this book but as long as yall understand I don't mind. ~ " I wonder who give me this present. It's like this person know everything about me." "Chill Ariel, maybe it's from random person trying to be friend with you." Marie is right. I shouldn't think too much about it but I can tell it just not just a random person behind it. ~ Yall know I wrote this cause I'm a bit bored. Every names and characters in this book just a fictional.It has nothing to do with anyone. If this book has a similar characters or names of other books, it just a coincidence. Please be open minded yeh. Another reason I decided to make my own book because I hate those writers that update their book on fucking Patreon. I fucking hate those people. Not all of us have money bruh. I'm just a student that broke as fuck. Maybe it's better if they just fucking delete all of those books they made on wattpad instead of leaving the reader hanging with curiosity. I write this book for yall reader without any charges because imma good person. 👌
More detailsContent Guidelines