Wattpad Pet Peeves
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1) I've been on Wattpad for a good minute, and I think I can safely say I've seen it all.
2)I love Wattpad, and all its inhabitants dearly, most of 'em anyway...
And finally...
3) These are all my damn opinions, and it's staying that way.
So. I give you my crappy rants on Wattpad's little imperfections.
*Disclaimer*
There's a lot of cursing....like a shitload of it. But hey, it's what I do best. Don't get booty-hurt later.
**Disclaimer Two**
most of this was written YEARS ago when i was barely a teenager, including everything above this lil paragraph. so some of the views and opinions i share here have changed, bc duh, i'm older now. but i won't edit anything. i'd like WPP to remain authentic and reflective of the time it was written. my own personal time capsule if u will. pls keep that in mind, thank u. <3
✨if anyone is inspired to start their own rant book after reading this glorified 20-something part complaining session, let me know! tag, message or post on my board so i can read it! i love knowing that the ramblings of a teenager inspired someone else to write ✨
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