Dining with a Cursed Bloodline
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From 2018-2021, Andrea Lambert wrote a column in Entropy Magazine's Food Section. Dining with a Cursed Bloodline: is a series of autobiographical personal essays investigating sumptuous food, the goings on of a tight-knit Reno family, and queer disabled survival during the Trumpocalypse. A widowed witch with Schizoaffective Disorder, anxiety and PTSD explores her world through food, from Cherry Clafouti's from her backyard tree to traditional Italian Christmas cookies.
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