You Can't Outsmart The Luck of a Chronic Dumbass
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  • Parts 8
  • Time 28m
  • Reads 251
  • Votes 18
  • Parts 8
  • Time 28m
Ongoing, First published Dec 14, 2021
Viggo Grimborn enjoys an intellectual challenge, and he found that in Hiccup. What he doesn't know, is a harder challenge is yet to come in the form of Clover and her dragon Lucky. Why? Because Clover is smart? No, oh gods no. Clover is oblivious, painfully oblivious. Eager to make friends, blind to danger with no sense of self preservation. Clover isn't smart, Clover is lucky. Being blessed by the gods, fate or whatever it may be, Clover narrowly avoids the worst at every turn, and Viggo can't make up or down of it. Is it because she's somehow smarter than him? He's eager to find out, but what happens when no matter how hard to tries to pick her apart, he still can't understand her? Well... let's find out!

(A story about My-Mary-Sue-HTTYD-OC and her Mary-Sue-Light-Fury-Dragon paired with Cold-Angsty-Smart-Villain-Who-Would-Cannonically-Never-Want-Anything-To-Do-With-Her)

Side Note: Ships are uncertain. Since I'm already going to stray from cannon, I'm considering using Heathstrid, Tufflout, Rufflegs, maybe Dagcup???? Idrk. Might just stick with cannon ships.

Side Note V2: This is my first time sharing my writing, so expect cringe and lots of it!
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