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Evil is a part-time job.

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Cover artwork belongs to ProductionRoxy on Twitter, if you wish for me to change the cover, I will!

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The Star Sanses, the proclaimed 'good guys' of the multiverse, are blind as usual to the truth. But what if the Bad Sanses, the proclaimed 'bad guys' of the multiverse, are blind as well. Not to the Stars, but to each other.

Don't they wonder how Nightmare got millions upon millions of gold? How the Murder Trio have enough money to practically bet on everything? How the entire group have enough money to fill up multiple swear jars? Or how they tend to mysteriously leave for a few hours during the week, or possibly how Horror became such a great chef? Well it appears they don't, and never bother asking about it.

That is, until a battle where one was absent, with no note left, the Guardian of Negativity with random stickers in the shapes of stars, hearts, and smiley faces, all stuck to his skull, Horror with a chef apron on, and Dust and Cross being the only ones on time for the battle.

What could possibly go wrong?

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I am happy to take constructive criticism! 

This is my second ever full-on book, please, enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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His Summoner || Demon! Nightmare Sans x Reader by StrawberryMilkSnake

When a demon summoning goes wrong, a rich and powerful man's son gets killed and (Y/n) is forced to team up with the Demon King that did it to survive the ensuing attempts on her and her family's lives. But the King will only do it on one condition: he gets her soul. So with no choice but to die for her mistake, His Summoner promises him her soul when the job is done. | - Demon! Nightmare Sans x Female Reader - A little bit of a reverse harem with plenty of Bad Sanses x Reader moments (with a canon reason for it :D), but ultimately, (Y/n) is Nightmare's - Honestly you could read this with no prior knowledge of any of the characters and you'd be just fine - Kinda a slow burn? But don't worry, I throw in so many subtle/not-so-subtle intimate moments with all the Sanses that it makes it worth the wait :D - I'll throw in some bonus chapters with the other Sanses for extra (non-canon) fluff that doubles as a breather from the story, too - Is the relationship toxic? Maybe. I mean, this is canon Nightmare after all. But that's the beauty of a fictional story, no? - A lot of the symbolism and hidden meanings aren't obvious, so you might have to be on the lookout to see them (and keep in mind: Night doesn't openly show many emotions, so the devil is in the details) - I'm not going to spoil anything, but for all you anxious readers out there like me, I'll divulge I'm a sucker for happy endings *wink* - It's my interpretation of the characters (kept as canon as possible)

A New Start by LilyPlayz_126

"I'm glad things got better.....and not worse" "And for someone's that called nightmare, king of negativity and all......you're nicer than you think" First of all, NOT CANNON MADE UP PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!!! Idk what else to say...... AHA Enjoy! I will explain more on intro! -------------- Update 9th July: I just changed the book cover! I think it looks pretty cool heh! I drew it on my phone PAINFULLY! It still turned out good though! Nothing else has changed though Only the book cover! 26th August 2023 Update: I changed the book cover again!!!! I ain't gonna really say anything else abt it! Btw I drew it hehe

Error? by Jeonseongong

what if there was more to Error Sans than meets the eye in this multiverse? What's his reason for destroying AUs? what about the voices inside his own mind? What kind of madness can ensue? Secrets revealed? Who is Error really? find out in Error?! (A.N. I don't own the characters/pictures... I own the plot though.( Unless I say so below said image) They belong to their respective owners like Toby fox and so on... 😉) Ps. Swearing, fighting, etc First story post. Short story.

Error; Across the Multiverse (InsomniaSwitch/Fandoms/AU) by RainbowFluff24

(Cover is my Bobo drawing of the story I guess) when ink and nightmare came out to their groups, everyone was supportive... well besides some.... Especially Error who was that one since before when he asked... they laughed and said why would they? they aren't ones for that.... ink was more understandable since he doesn't feel much... When he was about to disappear, he was pulled away.... (this is a backstory to my BalanceBreak AU I guess? <-Ignore this cause you won't understand why... It's a reminder to me)

(Old) Parasitic Lover (Yandere! Fresh x Error) by I_Like_Spiders

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Error's book of angst and fluff (finished) by Leffee

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The Boy Who Doesn't Speak (Sans AUs) -- BEING REWRITTEN by SKSuperKitty

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Expectations and a Golden Stitch-A DreamError/Insomnia Fanfic by HappyWriter62

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