I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food
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Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You will love this...
"Batman out"
*Hits a wall*
"To be or not to be"
"Wait, wrong answer"
Highest ranking: 2 in humor. Wait... 2 as in 2! Wow!
This is my life folks. No I'm not kidding. It's all for real! Now I must get back to my Toothless plush named Batman!
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