Witticisms
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Ongoing7m
Last published Mon, Apr 13, 2015
"You're a lunatic, Florence Edwards!"
"So that's your brilliant explanation as to why I'm in your body? I honestly could've figured that myself."
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Florence Edwards wakes up on New Year's Day with a surprise lack of boobs. And it looks as though Art Ford has just gained some.
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