Anonymity

"What if a Witch and an Elf fell in love? Some would say it won't work that they're too different, others that it's impossible, but they don't know that the questions are about to be answered. Now let's start at the beginning."

Make sure to read all the tags. Warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and this story breaks the fourth wall a lot so get that ducktape ready, you're going to need it.