Mission No Skies: The most daring heist of all space-time

A classic tale of bravery leaning into idiocracy:

The Makereningham Museum of things holds the most sought-after prize by all people of test universe 4283. This object you may be asking; a ring. In particular late Princess Rockeprizeez's ring that -although she was never married- she wore everywhere. Now, this still may sound like a stupid idea, but not if you heard the rumors about this ring that it has the answers to the universe and can give you anything you like.

Our cast of daring idiots consists of the high school pirate dropout gone obsessive fangirl, the token lancer who will disagree with anything you say, the wannabe celeb who has a doctorate in film (who knows why), a hippie cowboy, and the literal embodiment of y/n. Go on a mission to snatch up this ring, because they are all power-hungry, and believe they need it more than anyone else.
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