WHAT IN THE WATTPAD?!
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LanLan is a lazy but bright college student with an illness of procrastinating. Ignoring her mountain of school works, she goes ahead open her favorite app, Wattpad.
A few moments later...
" Fuxk what is with these Chinese Novels! Stupid ML! Stupid FL! Go both die!"
" Is there no sane character in this book??? Everybody just believes the b*llsh*t she spews???"
" Isn't this R4¶£??? WTF Author???"
" People like these stuff?? EVERYBODY IS STUPID OMYG*D"
Was LanLan's reaction to the dog blood novel that she was reading, fuming, she throws her phone across the room, landing on her plush carpeted floor. Swearing she'll never read any of those novels again, she angrily went to sleep.
Only to wake-up...
Huh? What First Miss? Who is this maid? Second Brother is here to see me? Who TF?? MY FAMILY IS MIDDLE CLASS WHY AM I IN A MANSION?!!!!!
911 SAVE ME SOME LUNATICS KIDNAPPED MEEEEEEEEE!!
OMYGOD She has transmigrated! WHAT IN THE WATTPAD?
Author: I've been reading an embarrassing amount of Chinese Novels lately and had an inspiration to write one. I'm not Chinese though so my understanding of their culture is really shallow, and I believe that will show, no matter how much I research. Anyways this is just for fun. Treat this as a parody of all those typical Chinese dog blood novels.
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