Nella had just moved to Knives, a town in Arizona where some one made the tallest tower out of knives, it got a whole three and fourth of a foot with a side of three cups and ten teaspoons and eighteen watts off the ground. Anyways Nella Moved to Knives with her Step Mother, Cruela de ville. Cruela made Nella clean and cook fore her. Cruela called her Cleanandcooknella, and that name stuck. One day Cruela gave birth to sextuplets who were all girls and were soon to be Nella's worst nightmares. Their names were Bonnie, Donnie, Crotchney, Ovary, Kidney, and Jazmone. one day Nella really wanted to go to Edmund's party. He was a lively, bright, non blood-sucking demon and thats why Nella loved him. Unfortunatley there was this other guy named Flakeub who had a crush on Nella. Flakeub had a really pale, deformed body. some say that he is a hermaphrodite and will eat you because he's also a witch. Nella tried to not go near him. Jazmone also wanted to go to Edmund's party so she stuffed Nella in her mouth and went to the party. Jazmone was very flexible so she put her legs behind her head and rolled down a hill. Nella was enjoying being inside a big warm mouth so she played on the uvula which was fun. When they got there a fairy godmother floated down from the sky to greet Jazmone and Nella. She had beautiful wings and pink and purple facial hair but she was also bald on her head. All of a sudden a chinchilla jumped out and ate her. The chinchilla turned into Flakeub. "See This is what i am" he said in tears. he still had a tail so Jazmone laughed. Then he ripped her in half and shoved in a hole. I ran into Edmund's party where i ate hamburgers and pasta and pretzels made of barbed wire. Then i ate my toes. And then out of nowhere... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!
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