Ways to Get Kicked Out of StarClan
CloudtailGrandmas
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  • Reads 135,451
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  • Parts 100
  • Time 2h 59m
CloudtailGrandmas
Ongoing, First published Dec 30, 2014
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Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book!

Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk.

No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. 

Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. 

This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. 
Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!
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