Dirty jokes 1
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Last published Sun, Mar 15, 2015
Hey I'm new on wattpad and there's really good books on here and they
inspire me so hope you like my dirty jokes
If you have any funny jokes you want me to put in here message me on:
Kik-wasgoodman
And add your name or e-mail so I can thank you In the joke
.....ENJOY.....
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