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BADBOY Beibs makes me quiver
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Complete, First published Dec 30, 2014
THIS IS A DAMN PARODY. THIS IS IN NO WAY GENUINE AND IS ONLY UP FOR FRIENDS TO LAUGH AT. WARNING ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS A PARODY AND DOES IN NO WAY REFLECT MY INTERESTS, WRITING STYLE OR PERSONALITY. READ AT YOUR CAUTION, ITS BRAIN CELL DAMAGING. 

So I went to a school. Biebs was resident bad boy, he so hot I quivered down there, you know? 

Like da holy triangle, the special toosh, the centre hole, the vagegey, the delicate pad, the banana holder, the pen cup, the baby maker, the thing that makes ya a women. I dunno how ta explain it.

He so tight in leather pants, he da BADBOY Beibs.

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Call this #Parogarretaliation2 coz I had so much fun with the first.

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS AND THINK IT IS MY GENUINE WORK. THIS IS A PARODY. ALSO, YOUR BRAINS MIGHT JUST MELT A LITTLE BY READING SO I'D ADVISE FOR A HELMET AND SOME POPCORN.
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