Joke and pun book
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jokes some are dirty some have cussing so beware.
Punz yeah some are bad some are dirty
Pickup linez will also be in here like funny or dirty onez
If you have a joke or pun or a pickup line comment and i'll probably put it up there
Friends are helping like = ENDER-ROSE, Dountfan, MidKnight1234,PockiePoop(MORE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO JOIN THEY JUST DON'T KNOW)
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