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Pumpkin Spice | COMEDYGOLD [DISCONTINUED]

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"He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. Trying to find tranquility in this situation is important afterall. A ding of a bell caught his attention though. Looking up he caught the face of someone familiar. Tanned skin, and light blonde poofy hair. It was him. Trophy quickly stuffed the box back within the safety of his jacket. 


This was it... he thought


He was finally gonna ask to marry him.."
•__________•

Tw's and Cw's:
- Characters out of character
- LGBTQ themes
- Possible homophobia
- Internal Homophobia
- Toxic Masculinity
- Possible dirty and dark humor

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