Unexpected deliveries

"Jade, pass me the fucking popcorn" I shout at my best friend as she is eating it all.

"Ok calm your fucking tits" she shouts back, looking at me with a smirk.

"Jade, don't you fucking dare throw it" I shout getting angry at her.

She throws it at me, but at that moment I hear somthing coming from our front door, me being me I go and look. As soon as I open the door a tall figure falls into my house. I scream.

Jade rushes to the door as she hears my scream. "What the fuck happend?" She looks at the figure lying on the floor right by my feet. "Who the fuck is this guy?"

The figure starts to stand up, as he gets on his feet he looks me in the eyes. He's so hot I say to my self.

"Thanks" he says his thick Aussi accent coming out.

"W-w-what?" I stutter.

"You called me hot" he saying looking into my eyes.

"I-I-I said that out loud" I blush and look at the ground.

"Your cute when you blush" he says lifting my chin up with his finger.