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Parts 18
Time 1h 31m

Not long after the mysterious altercation between Wonder's friends and Monty's army, a man is elected mayor of The Big City; someone who an acquaintance of Wonder thought he'd never see again. After a strange and tragic backstory is revealed, the gang confronts the mayor, and realize that he may not be as law-abiding as they had once believed. Before they are able to expose him for who he really is, secrets are revealed, and a devastating plot comes to light, led by Monty and Quackity. As the gang attempts to foil these villains' plans, some old friends make a reappearance, including one who Wonder thought she'd never see again.
Governments are corrupted, the deceased are reanimated, and even more braincells are lost, along with the life of someone Wonder holds dear, in the third installment of this great series that once again is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy."

Here we go again...

If you haven't already, please read the first two books in the series so that you're up to date on the storyline so far.
The Really Good Book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy
The Really Good Sequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/290511429-the-really-good-sequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy

TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death.

I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- and @rarilee are in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. None of the other characters are mine.

Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed.

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Liberation by seiaphe

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