How To: Get A Boyfriend Fast

sarcastic
sɑːˈkastɪk/
marked by or given to using irony in order to mock or convey contempt.

Meet Jordan Rodriguez, the definition of sarcastic. She is a quick-witted, incredibly lazy girl who's interests include skateboarding, Justin Timberlake and dancing.
Her life is basically a romantic comedy, except without the romance, and she's the only one laughing at her own jokes.

But deep down, she's just a normal girl who is longing for a boyfriend.

This is her guide to-
How to: Get A Boyfriend. Fast.