Purple Machetes and Other Short Stories

I'm at a writing club at school and we do cool prompts and stuff. I wanted to gather all of these stories in one central place and share them with a ton of people! Feel free to comment on things and add in suggestions. Most of these stories are silly, others are serious. But most importantly: all of these stories only have one draft, the draft you see in the book, so obviously they have some kinks. BUT- those kinks make it have personality.