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All the Future Ex-Boyfriends

Reads 119
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Parts 19
Time 23m

Reads 119
Votes 50
Parts 19
Time 23m

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A collection of vignettes, short descriptions of various random men. While I'm still around I thought I would dabble in some character sketches, hit or miss improvisations. All are fiction. Some are made of bits and pieces of lousy ex-boyfriends I have known through the years. Others come from glimpses of can't miss ex-boyfriends. These are not one person's ex-boyfriends. They're anyone's. As an ex-boyfriend myself, I can tell you we're a sorry lot. There's something wrong with all of us. I know this is true of ex-girlfriends as well, but that's not this collection. Maybe some other time.All Rights Reserved

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