A Tale of Two Rockdads

A Tale of Two Rockdads

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Complete Tue, Jan 18, 202217m

childe crackfic crackship crossover darkstalker

Childe's and Zhongli's "messy" divorce after Zhongli falls in love with the Earthshaker. Also Darkstalker is there too.

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