Cold looks and steamy thoughts (KyoyaXReader)

You're an American, so you and your friend took a bunch of entrance exams to various different schools. You both took one to Ouran as a joke but you actually made it in. So you must live with your cousin Shimi who is a girl host club members. You're both bilingual in English and Japanese and you tend to have a bad mouth, at least in English. You make yourself the badass of the school, but in reality, you're just a loveable jokester. What happens when the most serious host falls for this badass? Will you both continue being assholes to each other? Will you continue your vulgar ways? Will Shimi turn out to be lesbian for you? Wait what, no that last one's not happening, but it might just fool the hosts. Figure out what all of this means or if it even means sense when you read this. It wont