Comebacks

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You know when people get an attitude, and your just like "OOOOO it's about to go down!!" 
And you have a comeback war?&nbsp; Yeah, so here a bunch of comebacks which I must say are hilarious!!
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Comebacks/jokes/funny stuff

This book is full of comebacks, jokes and just funny sayings and things like that.... If you take offence easily then do NOT read it Updates a few times a week mendesirishmuffin x

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