A Wizard's Pride and A Witch's Prejudice
62 parts Complete Mrs. Molly Granger has five daughters and a big problem: none of them are married, there isn't much fortune to go around, and-thanks to a quirk of English property law-they'll all be kicked out of their house when Mr. Arthur Granger dies. Enter Mr. Harry Potter, a rich, single wizard who moves into their neighborhood and takes a liking to the eldest Miss Granger, Ginny.
But don't save the date quite yet: Mr. Potter might be easygoing and pleasant, but his cousins (Pansy Parkinson and Millicent Zabini) are catty snobs and his controlling friend Mr. Draco Malfoy isn't about to let Harry marry beneath him.
When they all meet up at a local ball, Mr. Malfoy lets everyone around him know just how dumb and boring he finds the whole thing-including our new BFF and protagonist, the second Granger daughter, Hermione.
Note: The Summary was copied from http://www.shmoop.com/pride-and-prejudice/summary.html and revised to include our characters because truly, wasn't that summary just perfectly catty and perfectly imperfect? :)