Did You Fall From Heaven...?
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Why the fuck are pickup lines hilarious? For example:
Did you fall from Heaven? Because have sex with me.
Poetry.
OMFG they're actually terrible but I laugh my ass off just writing them for Christ sake.
But ladies. If a guy EVER tries to use one of these, please slap him. For me.
And IF THESE INSULT YOU here's what you do:
Bitch about it to the tosser in the mirror then stop reading this fucking book.
Okay?
Anyway, enjoy!
I may add dirty jokes as well.
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