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Pricks aren't welcome in Eesmp

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They were led into a small interrogation room, eyes locked on them carefully.
The room read '14 EIR' °14th Eesmp Interrogation Room° He blinked. This was gonna be interesting.

Scamnum BT was a small group of villains in the rather big Parvus district. They were known for being extremely ruthless, it didn't matter what age, what or whoever crossed their path. And the 1% that survived were counted to be the unlucky ones. Truth behold, they were also closely associated with the Syndicate, a just as ruthless group of villains feared by everyone in Eesmp, everyone apart from the pro hero Angel.

Mcyt/Dsmp × Bnha universe dynamic crossover. 

Cover art by nmuurder on twitter. 

(This is probably just a one shot, unless I somehow end up having so much motivation to write this book.)All Rights Reserved

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I Want You Dead || Angel AU || PLATONIC Ranboo X Reader by ENCHILDADA

IN WHICH: Angels and demons don't mix, and when they do, demons tend to chase after them, trying to kill every last one of the hybrids. So before they could even speak a word, Ranboo and (Y/N) were sent to the Overworld to seek cover from death. But they find the two anyways. --- Eventually, Techno stopped. We made our way a couple meters away before stopping and looking towards him curiously. Was this the best decision? No. But are we dumb seventeen year olds? Oh most definitely. Techno stood still for a moment, looking at the ground, before sighing and nodding to himself- what I thought was himself. He looked towards us. "You're lucky that Dan got through to him." "Philza?" Ranboo asked quietly. Techno made a noise that was in between a laugh and a scoff. "Yeah." Tubbo let out a breath of relief as he leaned on the wall, sinking to the ground, practically collapsing. "I have never ran more in my life." "At least we're alive." I muttered as Ranboo fell down backwards as well, landing on the cloud floor in relief. "I'm so tired." he groaned. I simply sat back right on my ass, breathing out harshly. OR I squeezed Ranboo in a hug one last time before laying him down on the cloudy floor, a little closer to Tubbo before stepping over him, sword still in hand. "You killed my best friends." I glared as Techno watched as always, nonchalant. "You killed my best friends!" "It's my job, kid." "Fuck you." Techno swung his axe idly, "as an assassin, I get that more than you'd think." He sighed, "wanna get this started?" "Oh I want this more than just started." I scoffed, "I want you dead." "You can try." --- 100 views - 2021-11-12

I go La La, Lalalala La! (Tommyinnit Au) by Flareongirl360

(I guess?? Basically if Tommy never betrayed Technoblade. Basically inspired by a lot of stories similar to this. Anyway here's the actual description below ⬇️) Exile. One of the worst things that happened to Tommy and believe me, loads of bad things has happened to him. But being stuck in a single place, far away from his friends and family and with a blob that has taken two of his canon lives and who may have plans of his own, has to be up there in Tommy's list of Worse Things that Has Happened to Me. So he ran away. Whether he snuck into Technoblade's house was intentional or not is honestly up in the air to debate. But when it came to it, Tommy had two choices. To stay with his supposed elder brother who is not dead or go back to the people who turned their backs on him. He picked the first choice. Now Tommy has to live with the fact that he and Tubbo may not be able to repair their friendship and that the country that he helped build is basically f*cked! But that is not the end of the story. I'm not about to spoil the entire plot in one description. Read to find what happens! (Yes I'm doing one of these fics. Sue me or whatever but they seem fun to write so ya know!)

Slime-Cycle (Humble Beginnings) by shroom_mush_

In a world filled with superhumans, the powerless charlie cycle struggles to keep his life together. It only gets worse when on his way home hes pulled into a choke hold and shot. But instead of dying, his life was saved by the sentient living slime who holds a few.... secrets. When charlie finds out about said gooper, The slime gives the excuse that, they cant leave Charlie's body yet, since, he still isnt fully healed from the bullet wound. Being to tired to argue, he puts up with the slime for the next few months. In which time, the slime was able to convince him to go out for one night as a vigilante, just to try it :) unfortunately, that one night led to a run in with the most dangerous villains in the city, the syndicate. Causing him to get roped into the syndicates plan to take over the government. Although things only get worse when he finds out the syndicates number one target, is his childhood best friend jschlatt, who charlie lost contact with once he got into the presidency. Things only get worse and worse over time as he gets more and more involved with this anarchist scheme. Chaos ensues Along with....other, plots of revenge. (TW) -Death- -Blood- -extreme gore/mutilation- (very little) -suicide- (very little) -derealization- -dissociation- -murder- -alcohol- -manipulation- WORD COUNT: 203,836 Sunny Anderson school is credit to @memoryboy. including many aspects of this story that have been influenced and sometimes even copied from certian fics (though I try my best to make it original), such as Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians, Tommy's ultra important Keychain, and possibly a couple others that I can't remember. All these details have been improvised to fit the plot, and or, are relatively small such as; character names, character interactions, character aspects such as powers, some concepts for fights/battles that characters may get into. . . . #1 slimecicle jan. 18 2023 #9 superhero Aug. 28 2023 #1 slimecicle jul. 31 2024

You Were Never Meant to be a Hero (Quackbur Superhero AU) by FlameDraco360

Wilbur was tired of being a hero. He liked to believe that he was a good hero, but being a good hero wasn't enough. It was never enough. Always compared to his twin brother, the golden child of the Minecraft Hero Family. Wilbur lived in Techno's shadow. He hated it so much and he wasn't sure how much more he could take. He wanted to be seen for who he was. He was Wilbur goddamn Minecraft, and he refused to let himself be a side note in someone else's story. Villains had one right; the right to choose a nemesis. A thesis to their anti-thesis. A rival. His subordinates always questioned why he chose Magpie. He never bothered to explain. He had met the hero once, and that was all it took. The eldest of the Minecraft children was so much more than anyone realized. There was a deep running fury hidden under his mask. The hero was fast approaching his breaking point. That, is why Quackity chose him. Wilbur Minecraft was going to fall soon, and he was going to fall hard. And Quackity would be right there waiting, ready to catch his songbird when he did. (Art belongs to @smimsalted who is a part of my Discord server and deserves all the love for this amazing piece!)

Kindergarten Villainy by AJ_is_Anxious

"Your cheeks are so fucking chubby." A familiar but unfamiliar voice told him factually, a childish giggle escaping from the speaker. With a grumble, Tommy peaked an eye open, seeing Tubbo kneeling in front of him. But... something was wrong. Very wrong. ---- RaccoonInnit is Pog at Villainy returns!!!! (Same universe, slightly different reality!) This time, Tubbo messes up a potion and turns him and his friends into fucking CHILDREN. Now they're forced to go about their villainous ways as tiny forces of chaotic nature. ---- Art Credit for the cover goes to Pebbles_Please on Instagram! (they made this specially for this series and I adore them so!!! Go give them some love!!!)

Always The Villian (Disc Duo Switch Role AU) || Tommy & Dream [Dream SMP] by ItzWolfie_20

After being exiled for so long, after being stuck in prison for a very long time; Tommy and Dream had one difference in each other. One wants to be the good guy awhile the other wanted to be the villain of this story, Dream never wanted this but for Tommy? He wanted to be the villain, the villain of this story. And what will be the cause? Is it peace? Or will it be just like how it will always be? ----------------------------------------------- ‼️THE CHARACTERS WRITTEN IN THIS STORY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME EXCEPT THE WRITING. CREDITS GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE THUMBNAIL.‼️ ⛔ Anything written in this story does not connect to the Dream SMP. This is just an AU. This story will mention/have heavy swearing, violence and character's death.⛔ ----------------------------------------------- Characters: • Tommyinit • Philza Minecraft • Wilbur Soot • Technoblade • Tubbo • Ranboo • DreamWasTaken Date of the story publish: • March, 30th 2022 Chapters: • 22/22 Original writing posted on: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38056102/chapters/95056918 Writing completed: ✅

Super | Dreamnotfound by Lottiara

Two of the city's superheroes fight villians and protect the city whilst keeping their true identities a secret. They cannot even know the names of each other, their faces disguised by their magical jewels. Dream is a flirty, cocky and impulsive hero with a sword and a smirk, never failing to cast witty and flirty remarks at his partner. GNotFound is clever and calculated, and can't stand being near the flirty masked hero. Exams, friend groups, crushes, fights and prom should be their main stressors. But George and Clay barely have time to sleep, let alone focus on anything else. None of that stops George from crushing hard on his classmate, but Clay's heart seems to be somewhere else. Perhaps with a certain masked hero he secretly spends nearly every day with. Neither can escape the responsibilities on their shoulders, and they can't tell anyone their problems. The only person that could possibly understand what they are going through, is each other. But they don't even know who that is. Which is Super inconvenient. Cover art by the amazing @toasty_plum on twitter Inspired by Miraculous Ladybug (but entirely different plot) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ also on ao3 under same user no smut long chapters third person CW and TWs mentioned each chapter

In a predicament (Season Two!) by stresswrting

(DISCONTINUED) the dsmpers were doing what they usually do and that's lore. while they're finished with the lore they are currently preparing for the next one imagine their faces when an earthquake happen, they were shock as there were no earthquakes in the world they're living in. (just writing a bnhaxdsmp, while I'm stressing, Also it's my first time writing and posting something, criticism is open) Cover by: Falcon140

Pieces Of A Dream (DSMP X MHA) by CheriD0ve

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