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Parts 22
Time 2h 13m

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In a utopian near future, women run the world, and they have finally sorted it out.

Nurturing the earth back to health following centuries of male violence, and creating a pristine commercial paradise, women have separated men into those that are fertile, Studs, and those that are useless, Duds.

It is one such Dud, he who is labelled Wimpole, who threatens this paradise. Mistakenly assigned as a Stud through a (male) clerical error, and assigned to impregnate the noble Commandress Roseanne, Dud Wimpole threatens the very fabric of our ideal future society.All Rights Reserved

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Utopian Society

Get a picture of a true, perfect society, the real Utopia, where everything is the way society should actually be. In the story, you will learn how to act properly in this modern society, what the base values are and how to follow them.