bakugo a 69'21 foot alpha male protects y/n a 1'2 foot tall girl who is secretly half reindeer half cookie monster and half daddy lukashenko . Garnet from steven universe has persued her career in a roadkill cafe . Bakugou is a vampire mafia furry ak 47 owner and his bestie Kim Jong un had been cheating on him since the start of their relationship with bald martini . little did they know goku is plotting to nuke the world with spray tan.