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Ruddy, the Hoir Nosed Detective

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Plot: 
Foreman, head of the NPPD, is at his boiling point. Christmas gifts and elves are disappearing. And no one knows why or how.

Hermy, a barely graduated rookie officer, wants to become a great detective. He must avenge his friend Hank, who disappeared a few weeks ago. It's almost Christmas eve, and no one has spirit left in store. 

It's up to Hermy, his buddy cop partner Rudolph, and an Ex-detective but surely drunken prospector Yukon Cornelious to find the truth, bring back the toys and elves, and save christmas.All Rights Reserved

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