Song and dance man, Bob Dinsdale, is feeling like he is not long for his profession when he nabs a gig as a singing elf for a fundraising Christmas Train ride. Event organizer, Natasha Loy, knows underneath all his irreverent charm and talent lies the type of ham for attention she could never stand, making him perfect for another role which needs casting - that of the world's most annoying fiancé. And she's bringing him home for Christmas! Natasha plans to convince her parents to finally approve of the man of her dreams by having Bob pose as the potential son-in-law of their nightmares. Unfortunately, her protective big sister, DeeDee, refuses to dislike him no matter how hard he tries. Bob's growing attraction to DeeDee soon starts to trip up his act, but with Natasha's promise of introducing him to Broadway royalty for a job well done, mustn't the show go on? How can Bob get the girl he wants while giving his 'worst boyfriend' routine all he's got? With a little divine encouragement from a pair of Vaudevillian spirit guides assigned to help him, that's how. If you're in the mood for a Christmastime romantic-comedy-fantasy with more costume changes, exploding ants, dinner party stick-ups, dramatic plagerism, and high notes sung by an opera diva trying to save the world than you can shake a candy-cane at, then you're in for a treat. This isn't your typical fake-fiancé-meets-the-family story. This is High C! *Being reposted. Will be complete again by Christmas ;) *No part of this work may be reproduced or used in any many without express written permission of the author.