Lightning Mcqueen after Cars

Lightning Mcqueens life had gone down hill eversince the piston cup. His brands no longer wanted to support him and all of his friends betrayed him. It was an embarrassment to be friends with him.
After going broke Mcqueen has to find a new source of income, dancing at a night club and fulfilling rich cars needs.
Will Lightning find true love? Or will he die from an STD?

I dont own cars or pitbull. pls dont sue me!