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An Immortal's Guide to Life on Earth

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This is a satirical science-fantasy novel about themes related to aging, friendship, and the innate destructive tendencies people carry with them. It is intended to be light and entertaining. I have added, I hope, a dash of thought-provoking imagery. 

It is a letter of love and appreciation to my friends and the beautiful part of the world I live in. 

It is also a long-form sample to showcase my abilities as an aspiring ghostwriter. 

Any character's likeness to a person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. 

Every two weeks I will upload a further 4000 - 5000 words. 

Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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