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I did not sign up for this (and yet you did it anyway)

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RusAme
Russia is an assassin on the wrong side of the kingdom who took up a year-long job to be the bodyguard of America, next-in-line for the throne. Now, this would be very nice if Japan notified him he will be going to school to protect the prince.
He didn't, but here they are regardless.
Watch as the prince and his body guard make their way through the year, where secrets will be uncovered, shits will hit the fan, and maybe, just maybe, romance.
Fat chance, amirite?All Rights Reserved

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The Life's Gambit|Rusame|Countryhumans by Orcaleee

"Oh hey! Who are you? Are you guys an audience of my everyday entertainment? Glad to be here, I'm your producer, ███." "Get on with the description, stop spewing nonsense." "Brother, am I supposed to?" "You are supposed to do that, yet you fail miserably." "Oh, I'll get on with it then." America, an ████████, who's on Earth goes back to the kingdoms. He meets Russia, the Northern prince or the ███████ on his first day and bonded with each other. Within a couple days of knowing each other, they realized their mutual goal to fight for justice and freedom and goes on a rampage to return the spots of monarchs back to their rightful people. And yet, after so long, they don't know much of each other. Russia, however, has another goal on his mind, given by me! Yours truly, ███! "Ok Mr. Producer, get a move on, there's more to do than this." "Come on, you know I don't get too many chances to do this." "Half the description is literally redacted. Plus, you get to do this like nineteen more times, don't be greedy." "It's not my fault the audience physically can't understand me!" "I'm ending this for you." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Very not historically and geographically correct I KNOW THE PACING IS TERRIBLE 🧍 THERE WILL BE RUSAME AT SOME POINT Very much inspired by rr and wwms This is like if rr and wwms had a child except the child is dumb

The One Man Mafia by SmilePines555

Russia is the assistant and son of the well known detective, USSR. He lives in a world full of abilities and powers, his own ability allows him to create animals made of ice. However, when his father is assigned to a case with a criminal that has drove various detectives and officers mad trying to catch him, USSR can not simply decline. This famous criminal is known by the name of USA, a man well known for killing serial killers and working in the black market. He is a feared figure across the whole world. But how has this man managed to avoid capture and escape it every time? Well, it has to do entirely with his own ability. USA possesses the ability to shapeshift into different forms, each with their own little perks and advantages. There is literally a filing cabinet full of as much information as possibly gathered on each of his forms, nicknamed "State forms" as USA himself calls them. Though, after meeting Russia, USA takes an interest and starts telling more information than usual to Russia, stringing him along for his own amusement. But even with all this information, will America ever truly be caught and locked up for good? Does Russia even want that? ⚠️ Warning: Gore, violence, murder, cussing, lots of criminal behavior that may be triggering⚠️ Book Started: October 3rd, 2021 Book Ended: Not yet (I will do my best to have a weekly posting schedule.)

Take Two | Rusame | Countryhumans AU by Miriorite

America is the top actor and singer in the entertainment industry. But everything changes when he disappears from the public for two years. People believed he disappeared due to the recent scandal involving him. America lost everything and was treated unfairly when he returned, but even amidst the darkness there was a single light there to help and guide him. Russia, who has been by his side for longer than the American realized. --------------- Slow burn and fluff Cover is made by me, do not steal NOT ENTIRELY GEOGRAPHICALLY AND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE

🎵 ꜱʜʏ ᴍᴇʟᴏᴅʏ 🎵 ~ ʀᴜꜱᴀᴍᴇ by LexyyBox

( cover art by punkiller1134 on Instagram, other is made by me ) ~ Russia wanted a change in life, that's when he decided to move away from his original hometown to start a new life at his "brother's" highschool. While being there he also makes a couple friends, but one certain kid gets his attention the most. The shy American who doesn't talk to anyone at all. Will Russia get his attention somehow? what Will happen between them? read the story to find out ;) ( Designs look similarly to the ones on the cover )

Too Cold To Be With You // Countryhumans RusAme by CandyZONE

It's been about thirty years since the breakaway of the USSR, and yet, still, Russia can't seem to find the courage in himself to move on. He is stuck in the past, and the first person to come to his rescue is none other than America. Can the two countries change their current relationship despite Russia's mindset? Or will they forever be cold with one another? (Cover image belongs to me)

Who Am I? {Countryhumans} [Sad RusAme Story] by mellonhead157

"Ame! Do you remember me?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's winter time, and Christmas is right around the corner. America and Russia have been growing closer, and everyone "totally ships it", but there is one country who doesn't have the "hots" for their relationship. As America is being blackmailed and "taught a lesson", she finds herself, lost, and far, far away from home. Is the town she runs away to safe? Are the other countries really who they say they are? Will she be able to ever go back home? Most importantly, let's hope she doesn't forget anything... ‼️Disclaimer: I have NOTHING AGAINST any of the countries in this story that may be portrayed as "evil". It is simply for the story.‼️ ⚠️Also mild language warning⚠️ Also the cover is by me soooo yah.

This Is Just Between Us by Pumpkinsfavorite

(Cover made by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube and Tumblr) (I post every Saturday when possible, if I forget there's multi chapter posts) America a college student has been bullied by Russia since 6th grade because he had children by then. After highschool they never saw each other again but they meet again in college which pisses America off. In the first few months of college he learns about Russia's ex-girlfriend south Africa who's very spiteful about the breakup and Liechtenstein someone who hates Russia, for some reason America wants to be the only person Russia can hate and the only person who can hate Russia. So he decides to make a plan on how to kill two birds with one stone. Russia is a cold hearted, mean, always negative country so much to the point he put his only child up for adoption. He's always bullied America because he had 13 kids at 12 and 28 at 13 and it just kept multiplying giving him more fuel to bully America for and when they separated paths after highschool he thought he'd never see the small annoying country again, but then he bumps into America at college and shit starts all over again. Russia is oblivious to those who hate him other than America so he doesn't see any later events coming.

Royal Guard | Rusame | Countryhumans AU by Miriorite

America is the rebellious prince of Britannia who only desired to have freedom in his life. Of course that's impossible considering the position he was born in. He will be the next king when he comes of age. He's sick of all the rules, lessons, balls, and arranged marriages he has to go through. All the talk about him is also weighing him down. One faithful day a new royal guard comes to the palace of Britannia. With his mysterious and strict demeanor, he catches the prince's interest very quickly. From that day and so on they will face a spiral of emotions while constantly questioning their morals and themselves... Love is such a fickle and mysterious thing isn't it? --------------- Cover is made by me, do not steal NOT ENTIRELY GEOGRAPHICALLY AND HISTORICALLY ACCURATE #1 #countryhuman #1 #countryhumans #1 #rusame #1 #countryship

Countryhumans: Apologize (A RusAme Fanfic) by CountryhumansLOL101

Russia and Ame have had a rocky start. Things don't look like they're going to get better, until something suddenly happens. Now that Russia knows more about Ame's past, he tries to make up for it. But can the two enemies work it out? Or will they forever be torn apart by the past? Note: This AU takes place in a school. Basically, all countries go to that school no matter what age in order to learn about histories and current events plus new discoveries. Warnings: Ships are Russia x Ame, Canada x Ukraine, France x UK, Soviet x Reich, Germany x Poland, and North Korea x China. There will be some gore and some mentions of death. Angst. This is really cringy and bad sorry :( Don't kill me for the cover.

Eight Sentinels || Country Humans RusAme by JustxxStella

PART I: Russia and America are two of the most chaotic duos. They fight, argue, beat each other, diss each other and more things the cause harm and disturb the other party. Albeit they mostly fight for their power. both of them are equally powerful. But it seems Russia's power is slowly crumbling apart. United Nations and International Olympic Committee try their best to bond them together but fail. But then IOC pairs them up together with the threat of disqualifying them if they misbehave. They seem devastated at the thought of even being close to each other. Until they slowly started to learn more about each other. "We're just two sides of the same coin." PART II: Three of the most notorious criminals, locked away in Tartarus. They took lives of innocents, not looking through anyone or anything and brutally slaughtering anyone that came their way. They created a huge war amongst the eight elements. Luckily, there were eight warriors who sought power and tried to calm down the tension among them. This triggered an Armageddon that lasted for about a decade. Unfortunately, they lost their lives. The tournaments had ended months ago as a new year bloomed in full glory and joy. The beautiful winter rained down its snow, everything had calmed down and there wasn't a chance at disharmony. But alas, that harmonizing peace had to halt. Ahead of them, was something they wished wasn't true. "Bestowed a rebirth." This AU is inspired by Where Winter Meets Summer by Onyx Crow and Russian Roulette by Miriorite. ¡WARNING! This story is about the fandom Country Humans and contains content that can be sensitive to people such as graphic description of violence, suicidal thoughts and self harm including ships like RusAme. If you think you cannot handle them, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. There will NOT be ANY NSFW content in this book even though it has been set to mature. Cover art belongs to me. All art in the book belongs to me until I say so.

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The Life's Gambit|Rusame|Countryhumans

"Oh hey! Who are you? Are you guys an audience of my everyday entertainment? Glad to be here, I'm your producer, ███." "Get on with the description, stop spewing nonsense." "Brother, am I supposed to?" "You are supposed to do that, yet you fail miserably." "Oh, I'll get on with it then." America, an ████████, who's on Earth goes back to the kingdoms. He meets Russia, the Northern prince or the ███████ on his first day and bonded with each other. Within a couple days of knowing each other, they realized their mutual goal to fight for justice and freedom and goes on a rampage to return the spots of monarchs back to their rightful people. And yet, after so long, they don't know much of each other. Russia, however, has another goal on his mind, given by me! Yours truly, ███! "Ok Mr. Producer, get a move on, there's more to do than this." "Come on, you know I don't get too many chances to do this." "Half the description is literally redacted. Plus, you get to do this like nineteen more times, don't be greedy." "It's not my fault the audience physically can't understand me!" "I'm ending this for you." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Very not historically and geographically correct I KNOW THE PACING IS TERRIBLE 🧍 THERE WILL BE RUSAME AT SOME POINT Very much inspired by rr and wwms This is like if rr and wwms had a child except the child is dumb