(OPEN) BFB Oneshots (read desc)

Step right up folks, and request one of my oneshots. Just give me a plot, characters, and a reasonable alibi, and I'll make something.*

*I will do:

Ships
AUs
NSFW Jokes
Cussing (c'mon you want some cussing go do it no pussy)

I will not do:

NSFW
Crimes
Disturbing weird stuff
Politics (in-universe made up ones are fine)

Remember, I don't want you to write the whole story. Also this is BFB Oneshots, read the title, this isn't Jimmy Neutron NSFW, go away.

Enjoy the oneshots or whatever.
Request using the request page. (1st chapter)