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Actually, It's a Funny Story (Jonmartim Coffee shop AU)

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Reads 278
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Parts 3
Time <5 mins

blueberryWinters

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It's a coffee shop, it's three people who have opposing opinions on hot drinks written by someone who only likes hot cocoa. Sweater sharing and happiness ensue.

Coffee shop au
It's jonmartim (jon+martin+tim)
and it's as fluffy as a good cow :D
No warnings to add, there will be no sadness or angst or anything

Chapters: 3/?
Word count: 656
Characters: Jonathan Sims (The Archivist), Martin Blackwood, Timothy Stoker, other characters mentioned
I really like ao3's way of tagging but I don't know how to use ao3 which is why i'm putting all this info in the description
(Autistic Jon, Martin, and Tim, They/them Jon, Trans Martin, Bi Jon and Tim, Gay Martin, Demisexual Tim)

Cover art by me!

Note: I am not a "good" writer in any way, and I'm not very good at keeping the characters still themselves. This is just for fun, but! I think I have pretty good grammar so you win some you lose some.All Rights Reserved

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